Chocolate

Poop that has been recycled throughout the water cycle.

My chocolate is tasting gross in my mouth dudes! The water cycle must have hurt it.

by Sarah Cool Girl February 17, 2019

Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.

Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?

by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019

Chocolate

A food in the form of a paste or solid block made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. Originated in Central America. Invented by Joseph Fry

Yummy!! This bar of chocolate is so delicous

by F10986 March 5, 2019

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Chocolate Eraser

When you force constipation/impaction of your partner via buttplug and cheese based diet, then you engage in anal intercourse with them and, upon pulling out, shoot the pencil eraser shaped pellet of fecal matter out of the tip of your urethra and into their face with the force of your ejaculation.

I gave Mrs. Butay a Chocolate Eraser after school yesterday for extra credit.

by VitalSighs January 20, 2019

Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019