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apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass
by Bob_man666 May 21, 2018
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18 point meeting

I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.
by RainDogs June 9, 2018
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what the meep

A phrase to use instead of what the fu*k or what the hell
Joe: Did you know that you are reading this in your head?

You: what the Meep
by Meeper Creeper October 30, 2018
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jabeetus my meetus

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out
Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching
by lebron jameees April 29, 2019
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alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
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ybn cappo and trap meets

“Bro Ybn cappo bud is trash

I know and his runner trap meets thinks he got exotic “ Ybn cappo and trap meets are trash
by Nastolit September 9, 2020
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