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the fuck its

The fuck its also known as fuck its are a medical anomally that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.
Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Alright i have to do this.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.
by meher1312 April 27, 2011
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fuck it out

Having a problem with your significant other? Instead of fighting, try having sex until you don't care about anything. i. e. fuck it out
girl: I told you not to come over without calling first, its so invasive!

guy: Well I wouldn't have to if you'd pick up your phone once in a while!

girl: whatever, lets just fuck it out

guy: fine
by nicky b 85 December 9, 2007
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eye fuck

when you catch someones eyes or lock with them for a split second that is really hot as hell, and then you picture yourself having wild sex with them
dude, i think that kid over there just gave me an eye fuck
by stabby stabiliza September 1, 2006
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stupid fuck

someone who cant find their ass with 2 hands.
the stupidest fuck i know is wes hampson.

mike martin is such a stupid fuck.

nick losapio is a stupid fuck at EHS.
by paul stevenson July 28, 2008
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beast fuck

when you have sex with a chick like you havn't fucked in a decade.
i beast fucked nancy into a wheelchair.
by sean December 10, 2004
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Brain Fucked

Something so difficult and confusing that it makes your head bobble like if it was getting fucked in the brain REPEATEDLY!!
"Math class today was so hard, right?" Ray said.

"I know it felt like our math teacher just brain fucked me, HARD!" Alvaro replied.
by RNICK March 15, 2010
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tip fuck

To insert only the tip of your penis into a vagina.
"She was a virgin, so I convinced her to just let me tip fuck."
"I convinced that bitch I didn't fuck her because i just tip fucked her."
by tipdrill March 9, 2008
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