I cant breath

When your respiratory system is not functioning correctly

George: I cant breath
Derek: *helps*

if you can't breath call 911 or get help from anyone near you

by gauxapen March 22, 2021

i c u

a way to say that you can physically see someone.

walker: i c u
jared: u stalker

by bendyboy24 January 24, 2009

Did I ask

A highly intellectual and deviating remake that will instantly kill anyone you use it agains

Zac: “Guys my Mum just beat me with a metal bat, please call childline”
Jack: “Did I ask”
Zac: *Dies instantly*

by Blotty October 30, 2020

i love you

Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.

REAL:

"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."

"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."

FAKE:

"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"

"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"

by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006

I love lamp

I Love Lamp -
A phrase used when someone has said something
Particularly unrelatable to your own life or
personal experience.

Someone who has never skydived before, in conversation with an avid skydiver-
"I love Skydiving"
"I love lamp".

by Airi Dalle - Violent Pretty Xtensions January 8, 2006

i can't breathe

When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.

"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."

by MedusaSuckIt December 8, 2014

I finger dudes

For a heterosexual male to be so out of control, and lack all inhibition, that he would go as far as fingering another male, heterosexual or otherwise.

Sometime shit gets so out of hand at parties, I finger dudes.

by sarieann October 21, 2009