Penis butter

Butter you make from penis milk

i spread penis butter on my toast this morning

by starymars June 17, 2020

Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.

Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?

by Carlover360 November 12, 2020

Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 21, 2021

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 04, 2019

Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

by AtOmIc_NeRd March 01, 2019

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

peanut butter jelly

When one person puts peanut butter on one side of another's ass cheek and jelly on the other cheek then proceeds to motorboat the pb and j.

can I peanut butter jelly your ass tonight?

by PhoenixFranchise August 16, 2023