lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

one-way feldman

A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.

“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”

by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006

sweet one geese

What you say when something great happens.
The catchphrase Of The youtuber, Dudey Rhino.

I just reached 100 twitter followers, sweet one geese!

by fuk off m8 July 26, 2018

One Eternity Later

If you read this in a normal accent you have not watched Spongebob

ONE ETERNITY LATERRRRRR

by Lachdanan February 18, 2019

ol' one eye

The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.

My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye.

by Trog_Dor_the_Burninator December 10, 2003

One Hitter Quitter

1.) The action of knocking someone unconscious with one blow of the fist, usually in the face, where the person does not regain consciousness for an extended period of time.

2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.

1.) Did you see the one hitter quitter that disfigured Brian's model face?

2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.

by Adam Shatter October 7, 2005

One Day Stand

A One day stand is a more innocent form of "one night stands," It's when you meet someone for the first time, flirt with them constantly all day, call eachother cute/pretty, hold hands, and maybe even kiss. Then you never talk to them again after that.

Person 1: "Are Julie and Zack going out?"
Person 2: "No, they kinda just had a One day stand."
Person 1: "ohhh,sucks."

by ChokeOnMyCandyCorn October 9, 2010