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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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Two Faced

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.
by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019
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Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
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Twos

A concluding remark or gesture at parting; in reference to the amount of fingers you hold up as you leave.
Person 1: Yo! im out.

Person 2: Ight... twos.
by billyboy12345666 January 20, 2022
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two-a-day

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.
by inwoodslim February 22, 2022
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Two-it!

V. In water polo, to pass the ball to the person w/ the Number 2 cap OR the 2-meter man
"Greg's open! Two-It!!!!!
by #2 November 7, 2004
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