Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

Park Creep

1. To slowly follow someone whom is leaving a restaurant or store to their cars, so you can have their spot in a full parking lot.

2. The creepy old man at the park who sits on the park bench and watches little kids play in the play ground.

Check out the box-car, he is totally park creeping the fat lady coming out of wal-mart.

by Geaux Tiger 08 October 25, 2011

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop

Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for

by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022

reverse rosa parking

When someone is sitting on public transportation and they restlessly move from spot to spot in order to avoiding sitting close to strangers.

That lady had been reverse rosa parking for three stops now, I hope she doesn't end up near me.

by Alysonian December 27, 2013