BattlerOfTheParkers's definitions

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Maya

Why are they all so fucking hot. Except for that one Maya, you know who I'm talking about. Then they'll break your heart by being weird or gay or something.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Maya over there? I think I Like her."
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."

Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Josh

Although death himself and sent on a mission to cleanse the Earth he is a pretty nice guy. Sometimes he's a jerk to his friends but he always takes control when needed, and has their backs. He's also considered an anomaly and cannot be fully understood by the feeble mind. Tiny cock, I would know.

Josh: "Shut the hell up."
Guy: "Why?"

Josh: "You bullied my friends."

Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"

Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."

Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Josh

He's the 28th letter of the alphabet.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z JACOB JOSH

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023