Definitions by BattlerOfTheParkers
Battle of the Parkers
Battle of the Parkers by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Battle of the Parkers
Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
Battle of the Parkers by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Battle of the Parkers
Battle of the Parkers by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
Battle of the Parkers
Battle of the Parkers by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023
Maya
Why are they all so fucking hot. Except for that one Maya, you know who I'm talking about. Then they'll break your heart by being weird or gay or something.
Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Maya over there? I think I Like her."
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."
Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."
Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.
Maya by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023
Josh
Although death himself and sent on a mission to cleanse the Earth he is a pretty nice guy. Sometimes he's a jerk to his friends but he always takes control when needed, and has their backs. He's also considered an anomaly and cannot be fully understood by the feeble mind. Tiny cock, I would know.
Josh: "Shut the hell up."
Guy: "Why?"
Josh: "You bullied my friends."
Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"
Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."
Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."
Guy: "Why?"
Josh: "You bullied my friends."
Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"
Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."
Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."
Josh by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023
Josh
Josh by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023