Josh

He's the 28th letter of the alphabet.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z JACOB JOSH

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 02, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 02, 2023

Parker

There are 3 types of Parkers. The average Parker is so fucking annoying like shut the hell up. He also has a record for tiniest dick, it looks like a vagina. The rarer middle name parker is still annoying but he can easily get you to care about him. He's also an asshole sometime, though he will restore your faith in Parkers. Then there is the girl parker. Said to be the spawn of Satan she will kill you with her annoying personality and you will hate her for the rest of your life. She's also such a fucking dumb blonde. Legends say that one day the 3 Parkers will meet and have a legendary battle. However if the girl parker wins Armageddon will start and all hope will be lost. They're all really tall or really short though.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Parker over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."

Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 02, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023

Josh

Although death himself and sent on a mission to cleanse the Earth he is a pretty nice guy. Sometimes he's a jerk to his friends but he always takes control when needed, and has their backs. He's also considered an anomaly and cannot be fully understood by the feeble mind. Tiny cock, I would know.

Josh: "Shut the hell up."
Guy: "Why?"

Josh: "You bullied my friends."

Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"

Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."

Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 02, 2023