mr j

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness

Wow he's such a mr j

by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

J chillin

Just hanging out with no plans

Hi Rain I love you, sorry you J chillin in an 83 degree apt lmao

by Stavevo May 10, 2022

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

fn. f dh hah. f jf j

When you are so bored you go to urban dictionary and mess around with this dictionary like typing words like: gf fhhcmcfhmch,nhf mdcim andm fn. f dh hah. f jf j.

Person A: I'm bored.Maybe I'll type fn. f dh hah. f jf j in the urban dictionary.
Person B: You know that is not a word.
Person A: I was just messing around.
Person B:Stop that!

by prb915FC November 20, 2020

J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

throwing the j

stroking the sack area reapeatedy with your hand or a girls mouth.

Mike was throwning the j last night. Throwing the J means to stroke the cock repeatedly.

by anthony greene jr. January 3, 2017