FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

FB&J by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

FB junkie 

Someone who is addicted to Facebook

Person 1: look at him, he's such a FB junkie.
Person 2: totally! He's on Facebook 24/7

FB junkie by mockingjayfire December 7, 2011

FB Jockey 

A person who is on Facebook (and other social networks) frequently.

That dude is an FB Jockey.

FB Jockey by ryko716 March 11, 2010

FB Jealous 

A mutual friend or acquaintance that becomes jealous of their friend's Facebook posting or pictures of an outing that they were not invited to.

Did you see the photo album that Melissa posted yesterday on FB? I can't believe she and Fredy went to the P. Diddy concert and didn't invite us! I'm totally FB Jealous!

FB Jealous by KataPata4 February 8, 2010

FBJ 

Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.

I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.

FBJ by Extra Mayo May 27, 2013

FBJ (Forced Blow Job) 

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.

Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”

FBJ (Forced Blow Job) by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011

fbjo 

FB + JO
The most moderate form includes "poking" yourself.

Daryl: "What did you do last night?"
Swedy: "I just stayed home and fbjo'd"

fbjo by McNaughton March 18, 2008