because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

by *insert middle finger here* June 22, 2006

Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

Their Eyes Were Watching God

Possibly one of the worst books ever written. Commonly applied as literative torture to High School freshmen.

"Why the hell are we reading this damn book?"

by PapaFrita March 12, 2005

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

God Motha' fuckin DAYM

The Catch-Phrase said by 2020 Presidental Candidate Chester Stone.

Person 1: "Look at this pack of Newports"
Chester Stone: "God Motha' fuckin DAYM!"

by Choblo November 28, 2020

WHAT kind of "loving god"...

an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?

WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?

by michael foolsley April 25, 2022

God my lord and savior

You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!

Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!

by iloveGod58 June 24, 2021