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myles. myles is the biggest simp that has ever existed. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.
damn myles is one fruity simp!”
by hoe-ly September 9, 2021
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She does everything for that girl. She’s such an Emilie Jolley.

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Simp: "OMG i love her so much uwu sussy balls uwu uwu"
Not simp: "Hey, stop simping her."
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Richard: "dammit bro stop being a simp"
Chavez: "sorry bro I can't help it"
by TrappGod6_8+1 September 11, 2021
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I guy who chooses girls over the boys
Jordyn ditches the boys on Friday night to take a girls shift who doesn’t even know his name and works till 3 am.that is a simp
by Tanglyhaddock September 11, 2021
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The Goat at willo senior high is a fucken simp

iykyk he has taken your bitch
A DEFO OF A SIMP is this cunt named THE GOAT, This cunt froths every female, going, starts typing so chicks open snaps
by THE GOAT IS A SIMP September 12, 2021
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simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021
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