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because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.
Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*
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Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”
I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.
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Their Eyes Were Watching God

Possibly one of the worst books ever written. Commonly applied as literative torture to High School freshmen.
"Why the hell are we reading this damn book?"
by PapaFrita March 12, 2005
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Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.
Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.
by Bill gronos July 2, 2009
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calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces
Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"
by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009
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Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof May 23, 2018
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WHAT kind of "loving god"...

an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
by michael foolsley April 25, 2022
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