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Jack Black

the greatest dude you'll ever meet in your fucking life ,
he is a GOD in his movie "tenacious D and the pick of destiny" and he's AWESOME !

nuff said.
guy1:who's the greatest guy in the world ?
girl1:Chuck Bass !
guy1:no ! Jack Black !
by CCforrealz October 15, 2010
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Jack and Bobby

(N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.
Only The WB can combine Politics and Sluts drunkenly making out at rave Party.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Jack Pham

Is a weird being of ape descendant from Vietnam who is also a prat. He is on FaceBook and likes 76.2kN of force videos.

He sucks at multi-tasking and only likes sucky RTS games like Civilisation and StarCraft 2 instead of cool games like AoE I and FreeSpace2, curveball, Elasto Mania and UT99.

He also plays CS on the same stupid map over and over with other similarities.

Is oddly obsessed with BMWs, Audis and Mercedes that must be post 1995, and would like to think the car can feel him from the inside. Will not settle for a perfectly good, just as reliable 1980's vehicle that costs about a third of the cost of post 1995's.

Has friends who own Daihatsu Charades and other shitty brands, and one who owns (guess) a BMW!

He is brown.

He wears glasses and has a beard. Likes bearded dragons.

HD movies, he HAS to use HD in YouTube even if the video is not HD. Did I tell you he likes HD movies on his not-that-big screen that actually has HD resolution? But is only 16.9 so he can't watch hyper-HD movies (eg 2.34:1)

Has too many phones.

Has a 3.5" paper subwoofer.

Only wrote 2 paragraphs in his UD def.

His computer cannot play AoE I therefore it sucks.

I'm bored, there's too much crapness to b**ch about when it comes to Jack Pham...
Jack Pham likes his mobile reviews, because someone else with the same name actually does mobile reviews.

Oh, you sexy beach, look at those wheels, so shiny!
by Eejit22 Daihatsu Charade October 25, 2010
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jack-rolling

it is a south african slang term for "Gang-rape"
hey, you missed out on some jack-rolling last nite at the party
by beevisandbutthead December 11, 2009
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jack off

when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.
noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot
by Olivia July 18, 2004
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jack shit

by TknucksSucks November 2, 2010
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jack johnson

In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.
The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
by K to the C October 24, 2006
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