dick drag

When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.

We replaced the toilet in the downstairs bathroom to reduce the occurence of dick drag.

by evo September 30, 2004

mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

rhino dick

An uncircumcised Penis that's so big it look like a rhino

My man got a rhino dick
Ew it's a rhino dick

by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015

Dick Whisperer

A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.

That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard

by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018

Disco Dick

After a wonderful Christmas lunch with the family, you and your girlfriend retreat to a quiet corner of the house, where she proceeds to give you a handjob. However, one detail has been overlooked. The glitter from the $20 pack of Christmas bon bons is all over her hand, and subsequently all over your dick. Also referred to as 'party pole'.

"Oh my god, I can't believe she disco dick'd me. I feel so festive!"

by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006