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longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries
Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025
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Longmurst

long-murst

(noun)
An intense emotional and physical craving—a mix of longing and thirst for something deeply desired.
“She had a longmurst for adventure that wouldn’t quit.”
by Sakurakage August 22, 2025
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LongStem Uno

as the rule is:
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

I'm sorry if you don't speak my language, or understand my dialect. The censors at urban dictionary limit the ability to communicate, not expand it. You are Anti-Semitic and have no bridge to a full understand, and your ignorance is revealed.

SO if I had a faith based ideology that understood certain words a certain way, you get then to judge my spirituality. For the words I developed that got killed over the years. & Anti-amendment 1 is NOT TOLERATED. IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

YOU are not Gods, your platform should become unmanageable and rife with ill meanings

and what arrives is a proper bridge in what the people value over your censors and sponsors.

The internet is a failed venture entirely. and my screen capture, in TRUST

AS "GRACE" IS 'a friend of mine'.

a moment's consideration
you are in no position to bargain
...
welp, they will puff their chest out and prove what they are

see? I''m no friend of theirs.

What a TREASON verdict looks like is on linkedin. & Conspiracy
WIRETAPPING charges. IDGAF who you are, who your friends are you are not celebrities nor any value to this process. I do not support nor conspire with. RACKETEERING, RICO. & is Y they killed ALL dial-up accounts & providers.. #JUNO
#AUTHORITY FYI

#Alaska
'Flowers for Godfather' <> LaCosaNostra < G

{PRIVATE CALL} now the reasonable expectation even in public like talking/walking to the person next to me, we all understand that private space. & if you don't understand my language, you again ONLY BETRAY constitution. HATE speech is not a real thing. You attack your lawyers. BUT if I need a lawyer to interpret legal language, that is ok? seize all their shit too. If you got to have like "ONE LARGE, a grand ish to even understand the legal language by the lawyer translator, AND THOSE DEFINITIONS, I HATE THAT FUCKEN SPEECH.

& FUCK.YOU ^* !
#MILITIA

PI

@TT

1K
LongStem UNO mfs !

STAKE OUT

#SEIZER
by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025
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Longwand

My MASSIVE DICK in your fucking pussy's bitchass vagina.
Jimmy: "Yo' man, beautiful longwand."
John: "Thanks. I shoved it in Katherine's pussy last night"
by wudye September 18, 2025
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Longwalker

A woman who when she walks takes longer steps than one would say normal. (Even though the step is normal for said woman) bonus most women who are "longwalkers" have a nice derriere
As she walked to the car I noticed she was a longwalker
by Cp2025 September 21, 2025
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Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl
“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”
by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026
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Longgirth

The state of being long as well as girthy
His package was spectacular girl, it was long and girthy, Split me wide open He had LONGGIRTH FO SHO
by Misfittabulous October 21, 2025
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