blow job 

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

blow job by Yoneo July 26, 2006

Rim job 

Not making any cups during beer pong because the ball consistently hits the rim of the cup and bounces off instead of falling in.

"Brodie you've rim jobbed every single cup this game and we haven't gotten a single one in" -Kirsten
"Kirsten, I'm going to keep with the rim job and not make a single cup all night so you have to carry the team" -Brodie

Rim job by Sad beer pong player September 6, 2011

italian job 

Verb

The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.

I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.

italian job by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011

RIM JOB 

Of Latin Origin stemming from Rimus Jobus. The act of tonguing someone's asshole.

"Bryan Shaw's mother loves it when I spit in her asshole and give her the rim job"

RIM JOB by Stephen N April 4, 2005

Hand job 

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

muhahahahaha

Hand job by foolshatewisdom August 2, 2003

cup job 

When you put a balloon inside of a solo cup and have sex with it.

"Seriously, if you put a balloon inside of a cup, and fuck that, that would be better than Anna."
"Wait, what would that be called?"
"A cup job."

cup job by therealfrosty April 3, 2010

paint job 

The act of a girl/guy placing their mouth on a man's penis and "painting" it with their saliva. This involves the bobbing motion of the head and possible swirling of the tongue around the penis.

1. Last night sally was giving me an awesome PJ, but then her mom walked in while I was cumming on her face.

2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!

paint job by rofl12 February 22, 2011