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Teen life crisis

A mid life crisis but for teens

They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.

Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
by man cheese December 11, 2020
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Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Jayden did Roblox in real life level 4 last Tuesday.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
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my life in a nutshell

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude
by David Santos March 18, 2017
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Adam's Life Riding

Adam's Life Riding is a fantastic youtube channel. Full of interesting and exciting videos.
Adam's Life Riding follows the Life of a moto vlogger who's videos don't just entertain but give you the inspiration to get out and find your next adventure.
Adam's Life Riding is must have viewing we recommend you subscribe
by Ole 2018 December 27, 2021
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the love of my life

the best person in the world! the best youve ever met. the one you love the most. the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

like jared! of course.
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
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vincents sex life

Vincents sex life is non existent
by Nibbabooty September 7, 2020
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Life Threatening Head

When someone gives head so good that you feel like you're about to die.
"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."

"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."
by Koit October 5, 2023
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