douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 09, 2017

douche destroyer

when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.

Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer

by queen of the douches January 02, 2017

Douche Troll

A very particular type of a gay man.

I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.

by twatwaffle1 December 10, 2010

douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.

Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.

by Fabian guerr February 22, 2018

douche-dick

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.

I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”

by Shrimp69 March 02, 2022

Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020