Alex’s Cock

Alex has a gigantic cock that all the boys want to have and some of the weird ones get on their knees for it but he don’t swing that way

Alex’s Cock is so unbelievably large

by ShowUsYaCunt March 8, 2023

Alex

his brain and penis are the same size , small as hell.

alex: what’s up dawg?

dawg: your peens lookin smaller than ever

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019

Alex Banos

Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.

"Did you see him in the play? He's a real Alex Banos."

by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022

Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

ALEX

GORJUS FUCKING PERSON ALIVE 💜💜💜

SHES AN ALEX TYPE OF PERSON

by alex is a GORJUS QUEEEN December 17, 2022

alex

the best person you will ever meet !

someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself

me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3

friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !

by elio ! November 20, 2021

Alex Korff

a real florida jhit:)

Alex Korff…? that FREAK? I LOVE HIM!!!!

by korffatron November 5, 2024