October 25

October 25 is national suck dick day without getting called a treesh or a slut

Boy: yo I need my dick sucked

Girl: bet! It is October 25th

Boy: Ight say no more

* shit happens*

by Ummmm Zoe 101 October 22, 2019

October 20

National believe in bigfoot day

Person 1: bigfoot is real

Person2:what?
Person1:it's October 20

by anonymous March 2, 2022

October 18

National give anyone a jumper day

Give literally anyone your jumper on October 18.

by IndieKie October 15, 2021

October 29th

A day where Darrius is worshiped by everyone. Whatever he says is fact.

Evan: It’s October 29th!
Darrius: You will give me 20k.

by Jamalal October 28, 2022

October 17

Reject a girls hug day

Fuck you october 17

by Jerldhine October 17, 2019

October 13th

Today is National day to give Kobo$ head he deserves it!

Hey what’s today ? It’s October 13th

OH MY ITS NATIONAL DAY TO GIVE KOBO$ HEAD!

by Kobo$ October 13, 2021

October

Orgyless october. The month where you cant host or attend and orgy

"hey John would you like to go to an orgy" "sorry mark i cant its orgy less October"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023