Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 9, 2012

tommy <3 :D

an amazing and wonderful person. their really nice, and super funny!
they always listen and are an awesome friend to everyone
im very happy to be friends with them and i love them very much<3

-"oh yeah, you know tommy?"
yeah, tommys really cool! :D
"agreed!"

tommy <3 :D

by zac<33 September 15, 2021

Mackin’ on lil d

Ordering and eating a large amount of McDonald’s dollar menu items

“You hungry, man?”
“Nah, just got done mackin’ on lil d!”

by AAronDeNice December 19, 2018

p.o.'d box

Da tiny safe-deposit cubby at da zip-code shop where ya always feel majorly furious every time you gotta pay da exorbitant renewal-fee every six months.

I don't see why I should hafta pay big bucks twice a year just to receive junk mail in my p.o.'d box.

by QuacksO October 16, 2019

jar d leto

jar d leto is a phrase used when something bad or upsetting has occurred.

“my mom got into an accident”
“jar d leto!”

by hugh hefner returns December 31, 2022

P A N D A!

P A N D A! is cute and i want him inside me

-Minty

P A N D A! did my mom and me cuz i’m a slut
-minty

by SHADOWHOT January 5, 2020

Double D Fungus

A mushroom with bigger boobs than Tsunade

WOW I found a double D Fungus

by Kym_Kun June 29, 2021