What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."
Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."
Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009
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This phrase originates from the sketch in which Chappelle plays a young Rick James in a flash back of his friend Charlie Murphy.
This phrase originates from the sketch in which Chappelle plays a young Rick James in a flash back of his friend Charlie Murphy.
by MoleManX February 18, 2004
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Damnit, you assholes removed the best definition that was on here, thank god for google cache, originally posted by superman:
When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"
When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"
by superman September 13, 2006
Get the Rick James mug.A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.
Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.
Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.
Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.
by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010
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Get the Brett James mug.(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.
You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
by Greggle April 19, 2018
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He is a little Irish princess who likes potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He drinks Tinnies and eats nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He used to be a fake blonde, but now he is a brunette.
We love you niall
He is a little Irish princess who likes potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He drinks Tinnies and eats nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He used to be a fake blonde, but now he is a brunette.
We love you niall
by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020
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