when someone playz with themself for guyz rubbing there hand up and down their cock a gurl might finger her self
by -=13=- July 4, 2003
I love you Jack Murphy is the most amazing man alive. He is extremely attractive, great in bed, tender lover, attentive. Makes me feel like the luckiest woman alive to share my life with him. Has a very particular way of thinking when it comes to life and love. Has the best taste in music. He is smart, funny. Very adaptable, meshes with everyone unless you make him mad. Could have any girl he wants but he chose me. All any woman could ask for and more.
by Gloria Wiltfong December 28, 2016
1) An annoying person that doesn't play the song you requested.
2)Something you call someone when there is a lack of insults in your mind.
3) The best fucking band out there!
2)Something you call someone when there is a lack of insults in your mind.
3) The best fucking band out there!
1) Play my damn song you jack-whore!
2) You cunt sucking jack-whore!
3) holy fuck! did ya go to the jack-whore show last night? it was fucking awsome
2) You cunt sucking jack-whore!
3) holy fuck! did ya go to the jack-whore show last night? it was fucking awsome
by Marr October 31, 2004
The Hon. Dr. Jack Layton is the Leader of the New Democratic Party of Canada and the Member of Parliament for Toronto—Danforth.
A strong, charismatic leader, Layton has a long record of getting results for people. He served as a leading member of the Toronto City Council and as founder and head of the Green Catalyst Group, a green business in Toronto, and developed a reputation for turning words into action on key issues. In 2003, he became Leader of Canada's New Democratic Party, and since then, he has led the party through three elections and nearly tripled the NDP's seat count, showing a remarkable ability to connect with voters by offering exciting new solutions to the major challenges facing Canadians.
Layton's priorities including investing in a new energy future based around wind, solar, and other renewable sources of power to create economic prosperity and environmental sustainability, and repealing Stephen Harper's corporate tax cuts and instead putting money into training more doctors and nurses to get rid of the wait times for healthcare.
Layton's vision for change to create new prosperity, sustainability, and opportunity for all Canadians, coupled with his boundless passion for delivering real results on key issues have driven him to the forefront of Canadian politics and made him the only positive choice to be Canada's Prime Minister.
A strong, charismatic leader, Layton has a long record of getting results for people. He served as a leading member of the Toronto City Council and as founder and head of the Green Catalyst Group, a green business in Toronto, and developed a reputation for turning words into action on key issues. In 2003, he became Leader of Canada's New Democratic Party, and since then, he has led the party through three elections and nearly tripled the NDP's seat count, showing a remarkable ability to connect with voters by offering exciting new solutions to the major challenges facing Canadians.
Layton's priorities including investing in a new energy future based around wind, solar, and other renewable sources of power to create economic prosperity and environmental sustainability, and repealing Stephen Harper's corporate tax cuts and instead putting money into training more doctors and nurses to get rid of the wait times for healthcare.
Layton's vision for change to create new prosperity, sustainability, and opportunity for all Canadians, coupled with his boundless passion for delivering real results on key issues have driven him to the forefront of Canadian politics and made him the only positive choice to be Canada's Prime Minister.
by JavikanONE February 10, 2009
Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.
I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.
by underage drinker October 2, 2005
by Pikka January 3, 2004
i jack off so much that mayo came out, so my girlfriend use it on her sandwitch. it doesn't taste like mayo tho. recomended: only jacking off when your girlfriend is gone.
by ugh! u jerk off! August 23, 2008