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Ocean Township High School 

Absolute hell on earth, this school teaches you how to be the ultimate loser. Don't expect to go far after graduation, if you even make it there. The teachers may be dumber than the students, who mostly have IQs below 0 in the first place. A mix of low class dirty degenerates and rich snobs, you will have no problem getting into heroine or becoming a prostitute. If you want to learn, you might as well just stay home, don't count on having a class where you do anything other than sit there on your phone. The hallways are filled with trash, and the toilets are filled with shit. The people who run the place might as well be kindergarteners or monkeys, as they would probably be better at their jobs. If you want your life ruined, this is the place to be.
Random person: How's life?
Me: I mean I went to Ocean Township High school, what do you expect? I am now a stripper.

Red Level high school 

Where all your cousin dating rednecks go! You can 𝒋𝒖𝒖𝒍 in the bathrooms but don’t show you knee caps!!!!
Principal: is that a gun?! Oh well!

*student wears shorts*
Principal: here a Red Level high school we do not condone knee caps!
*student gets 3weeks if TRR*

Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School 

A high school serving the Georges-German townships in Fayette County, Pennsylvania. One of the worst places in the known universe. Populated by crackheads, criminals, thugs, bad management, drug dealers, inefficient staff members, and upper management that only cares about money, this school is a 4 year prison sentence for anyone who goes there. The bathrooms are never cleaned, drug deals are talked about, and done in the open, 99% of the school is addicted to weed at the very least. The staff would rather tell parents how much they care about keeping students educated and safe, and then turn around and line their own pockets with those lies. Recently had many cutbacks, probably due to the expensive renovation of their football field that was in no need of renovation whatsoever. There are good teachers, but they are usually setback by upper management, and the bad ones don't actually teach anything useful. A meme related to this school, "Bottom 10 percent", is related to staff that would rather chide students then fix the actual problems with the place.
Dude 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Dude 2: "I'm going to the Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School next year."
Dude 1: "Run away now as fast as you can."

Pine Creek High School 

Pine Creek High School is a place filled with people who "fuck a different bitch every night" but don't know how to use a condom. Where every girl has the same uniform even though they're different from the rest of the girls. If you're black, you will be getting pussy all day because all the white bitches got jungle fever. The only relevant sport is football and you can't leave the locker room without getting raped by one of those hunks. Every girl has a crippling case of depression and anxiety and every guy suddenly becomes a psychologist. The teachers are all assholes and give a fuck ton of assignments and say you can finish them all because you have an iPad. Fuck this school with it's fake bitches and walking piles of shit they call guys.
person 1: oh you go to pine creek?
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack
Pine Creek High School by baadmaan332 November 20, 2019

Marine Science Magnet High School 

A high school in groton CT where everyone is rich and white and plays lacrosse. Administration are a bunch of nazis. Kids are from all of the rich towns in CT, they suck the teachers dicks for good grades and can't handle thier own problems. Chad is a perfect example of all the guys at marine.
Oh that kid is from Marine Science Magnet High School he's a rich fag.

Forest Park High School 

A Street Bruins or commonly known as speds also have a shitty play in December called the Polar Express that looks like it came from a mental asylum. JROTC kids are probably the most fucking annoying kids of the school full of school shooters and ratchet bitches who have STD's (deadass) White girl cliques also who have a nose in everybody's shit for some reason because they're so fucking bored with their lives. The classes also get dumber and dumber and less white by each year due to the changing demographics of PWC so it'll become full of greasy Hispanics who don't speak English and wannabe ghetto kids trying to act tough. I wouldn't be surprised if this school got shot up in the next decade.

You can't mention Forest Park without the drugs. Shitty acid tabs, dab pens full of Vitamin C and syrup and weed that looks like it grew in a sewer pipe. Supposedly some teacher also smokes with the students as well. Teachers are also a lil pervy and basic but some are cool. They all got a bunch of issues that they tell to their uncomfortable class

All in all, a great school for your kids and a delighting experience for all.

also, nice scenery of a forest as well, where the boys smoke.

6.9/10
Go Bruins
good luck y'all.

Forest Park High School alumni