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the better sex

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)
by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021
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sex pics

When you send naked pictures of yourself to other people. Like nudes but sex
When you send a picture of your boobs you are sending sex pics
by Barbpet.it January 17, 2018
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Nerd Sex

When two Nerds hold hands or cuddle
"are they going out?"

"No, they're just having nerd sex"
by COOLGUYYANO February 10, 2012
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Lesbian sex

Sex between two girls
It’s hot and sexy
Lesbian sex: Gina and Valerie were having a sleepover. Suddenly, Gina’s boyfriend sent her text saying they were breaking up. Gina cried for ages and Valerie tried to cheer her up. Eventually, Valerie put on some lesbian porn and Gina was surprised. They had been watching it for a while when Valerie turned to Gina. Gina jumped on Valerie, starting to kiss her intensely and Valerie didn’t hesitate to start swirling her tongue around Gina’s mouth. As they were making out, Valerie started to unbutton Gina’s shirt, revealing her bare 36C tits. Valerie broke away and started massaging them. Gina whined and tried to get back in the kiss but Valerie wasn’t having it. Gina gently removed Valerie’s hands and told her to stand up. Gina then started ripping off Valerie’s clothes until all that was left was Valerie’s black tiny thong. Gina started to slowly remove it seductively and then stuck her finger into Valerie’s dripping wet pussy. Valerie moaned and started to suck Gina’s nipples. Gina lifted Valerie up and lay her on the bed, spreading her legs. Gina stuck her head in between Valerie’s thighs as She held her head in place. Valerie moaned uncontrollably as Gina stuck her tongue deep into her pussy. They stayed this way for a long time and then switched places.
by HornyLesbianGirl January 11, 2023
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plant sex

It is when plants have sex like bushes trees flowers. The male plant penetrates the female plant resulting in a big mess...plant sex
by im god6666666666666 June 16, 2014
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sex on acid

absolutely wonderful, beautiful and fantastic. it doesn't get any better or more fun than this!!
man, this band is so good it's like sex on acid!
by Yummalicious April 2, 2009
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Xylophone Sex

to line up five or more females by either height or pitch of their voice, and proceed to bent them over and have the most amazing Xylophone Sex ever. (if done right they all will make a different sound during the Xylophone Sex)
Jim: dude i just had some great Xylophone Sex in the band hall!
Bob: holy shit man!
by Sam-the-Weatherman May 26, 2015
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