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Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008
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Working Hard Women

A woman who’s always working hard and don’t need a man or have no one to depend on to help her. She accomplished all her with no handouts. She takes care of her kids and home and still do her.
Damn Marie have two jobs three kids single mother and takes care of home. And she’s about to open her own business. Now that’s a hworking hard women .
by Working hard women June 16, 2018
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Australian Wanking

Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.

Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009
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working man's blowjob

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured
by alig3fome February 18, 2010
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shadow wanking

Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.

Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.

The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
"I chatted to that hot chick last night and she had no idea I was shadow wanking under the desk!"
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!
by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010
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Wonkiness

Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario
Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud
by Archangelmbc December 18, 2016
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