Raisin

Fool’s chocolate.

I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!

by pratorian January 12, 2024

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

raisinable

Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.

Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.

by QuacksO April 20, 2023

Chocolate-covered raisin

a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.

Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Pittsburgh raisin

Rabbit shit

After the rabbit left the cage he dropped some Pittsburgh raisins.

by Edgeworth Wisdom May 11, 2023

Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.

A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.

by anonymous May 15, 2023

Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He has fake jewelry, fake watches, fake suits, and he rents or borrows a fancy car.

A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried to be a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.

by StyreneOxide May 15, 2023