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Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.
By heck...robs got a raisin dick
by Bbosh April 2, 2017
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Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020
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Rhinestone Raisin

An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.

The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.

My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
by anonymous May 15, 2023
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raisin box

"why the hell are they going so slow?"

"it's probably a raisin box."
by ot b April 17, 2018
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Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon
Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.
by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021
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Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
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