Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.

Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!

by brownsource November 7, 2016

Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed

That stripper is winking in Russian at me

by Jonny_0blivion January 24, 2019

Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face

Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything

by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019

winking frog

The twitch of a vagina when self pleasuring.

She's been rejected. Now she'll be waking up the Winking Frog, imagining the magic she once received from the beast itself.

by Machine's Uprise November 25, 2021

binge-winking

(noun): the act of "winking" at entirely too many people at one time on Match.com and/or other online dating sites

"My date last night was a total disaster...so when I got home, I did some serious binge-winking to make up for wasted time."

or

"I have no dignity left after that night of serious binge-winking."

by Christeeny1757 October 11, 2012

tiddly winking

Unnecessarily tinkering , while being oblivious to ones surroundings

Here I am cleaning up the mess after an all night bash while Gill is totally "tiddly winking" there in the corner.

by Gillgjr August 13, 2021

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024