wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....

Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 8, 2006

wet dub

$20 worth of something

Danny:How much?
Frank: "I'll be willin to split the difference for a wet dub!"
Danny: ight nigga

by frnk070 November 9, 2011

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

by Feeny Boppper June 7, 2017

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

Wet Meatball

A wet meatball is when a male gets his testicle stuck inside of a vagina while having sex and this may cause a large amount of pain for him.

Oh baby stop i think i just got a wet meatball

by crasateringer June 3, 2010

Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016