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vanessa mcgee is very cretinous
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cretinous by glen January 27, 2005

Cretinous Etinous 

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities
Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit

Cretinous-Cretinalias 

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.

cretinous bastard 

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
cretinous bastard by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

cretinoid 

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.
Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.
cretinoid by Anonymous September 24, 2002

cheinous 

1. Combination of the words 'chat' and 'heinous', usually used to describe someone or something that is gross or undesirable
"mayn, her pussy smelt cheinous"
"bruh, those fucking shoes are cheinous"

"eww...looks cheinous"
cheinous by niggasmalls212 August 6, 2017