Sleepy weasel 

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.

Sleepy weasel by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Greased weasel 

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

Greased weasel by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Basin Weasel 

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

Basin Weasel by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

slapping the weasel 

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

slapping the weasel by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

spanking the weasel 

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

spanking the weasel by Macsloan June 8, 2016

Pop the weasel 

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

Pop the weasel by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

bleed the weasel 

Urinate, Take a piss, siphon the python, pee

Can you watch my drink for a minute, I just have to go and bleed the weasel.

bleed the weasel by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006