drunk cock wash

when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock

I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?

by skcnasty January 10, 2008

Japanese Pressure Washing

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.

Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.

by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010

the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.

That girl shook the washing machine all over me.

by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

washburn

Awesome American-made guitars. More bang for the buck than you get with say a Gibson or PRS.

I'll take my $1500 WI-68 over a $5000 PRS.

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

by bound2 June 1, 2016

car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair

Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.

by Accipiter April 15, 2006

hooker wash

girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).

Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash

by limer March 4, 2005