I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

by TourageKnight January 29, 2025

tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.

Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!

by Genuine100 June 01, 2016

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 25, 2010

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.

Fuck man, I'm tweeted.

by Redbeeerd August 10, 2018

Dolores Corn Tweet

This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.

Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."

by Kenepin July 18, 2022

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch March 23, 2016