The Bleeding Twats

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.

Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011

Schrödinger's Twat

British English version of Schrodinger's Douchebag - "Schrödinger's Twat" is a person who says something offensive or horrible, and then, depending upon how offended his audience are, retrospectively claims it was a joke.

Who was that guy talking to Carl? He was a real Schrödinger's Twat!

by Schrödinger's Twat August 18, 2015

Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can

There doing a twat lap again

by Yoie January 25, 2009

Twat Taffy

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.

Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!

by onthewildedge August 23, 2011

Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.

Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!

by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013

Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.

That Steve is such a java twat.

by softwareSpack February 2, 2010

Bumblebee twat

One who chooses to disengage from social interactions, goes to sleep early, or refuses any form of partying due to being the smallest form of a “pussy” mankind could conceive.

*Phone rings*
Friend 1: “Hey man, me and some of the boys are heading down to the quad for a sick rage-r. You down?”

Friend 2: “Sorry brosef, I think I am going to take a nap like a lil’ bumblebee twat”

by Yeaha Shuryabetcha June 20, 2019