tubish

To beat someone with a sack of cockroaches when they cause R rated movies to be edited.

"I'm such a trouble maker. You should tubish me."

by K April 26, 2005

zoob tube

a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell

guy1: we can't smoke in my room, my parents will smell it.
guy2: no problem just use a zoob tube

by coolkid171717 March 30, 2009

Tubesteak

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

nube tube

Name for the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4.

I used a nube tube and now everyone hates me.

by Jagman06 March 5, 2008

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

noob tube for the win

When a person uses a n00b tube (grenade launcher) to win at a video game. Never takes any skill at all and people always complain.

Eric: " noob tube for the win."
Cavs: " wow no skill use a real gun."

by Larsonslike July 7, 2008

tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.

Man that chick must of had sex with like a hundred dudes, she has got to have tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis.

by THECECIL February 26, 2008