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by David Tranter November 19, 2003
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Tractor Porn

Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.

Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.

In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.

I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.

He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
by CornMan August 20, 2012
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tractor

Something really good. Mostly used in Kansas but also widely used throughout the midwest.
That cheesecake was hella tractor
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tractor monkey

amish or meninknights
look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway
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tractor pulling

A fun sport in which in between beers folks hook their yankin machine up to a weighted sled and pull it down the track. LOTTA A BLACK SMOKE
by Sdrpuller December 23, 2013
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tauty

Can be used as an adj. verb or noun.
1. A word used to describe a family game night/meeting.
2. To describe negative/positive praises while playing the game of soccer.
3. To make fun of somebody (etc. clothing, bowl-cut hairdo)
4. A way of hugging somebody hello or goodbye.
Georgia: "I have to get back for tauty night"

- Anna had a very tauty bowl-cut hairdo in 3rd grade.
- That was a tauty pass . . come on tauty!

GayByrd - "Ta to the tauty"
by Amanda McFrail September 14, 2008
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Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!
Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
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