Full Thomson

To reach an unfathomable state of inebriation.

Fuck man I can't believe I went full Thomson last night!

by Jezzer McGee February 22, 2019

Dirty Thoms

A Dirty Thoms is defined as a man who has multiple orgasms from being penetrated through his colon by a dog or pet of any kind.

My pet squirrel gave me a dirty Thoms the other day. I laid there after wondering how he was so industrious for being so small.

by Dirty Burkhart May 23, 2019

Tang Thomson

The act of ejaculating directly into a human mouth, immediately followed by a generous squirt of orange flavoured liquid Tang concentrate or a scoop of powdered Tang drink mix, in order to enhance ejaculate flavour and aid in swallowing.

Origin: Tom Thomson Lake, Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada

Did you guys share a tent last night? Nice! What’s all that orange stuff? Did you give her/him a Tang Thomson?

by Tang Thomson September 30, 2019

whaeat thins

wheat thins, but when you’re high at 1 am

person 1: these wheet things are fire
weat
whaeat?
person 2: you’re eating whaeat thins, you must be high

by empty chair May 8, 2020

Hayden thomson

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes and eat 67 pancakes a day

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes

by Hayden thomson October 18, 2020

Yen Thong

It's a girl who loves talking to guys every day who is a green tea bitch.

Texting everydays is yen thong daily lives

by Greentea 995 November 24, 2021

Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.

Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.

by Z$mayne March 14, 2010