thirstball

when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need sexual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter....
someone who goes super hard.

Adam is a thirstball he just tried to finger her on the dance floor.

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

thirstrated

frustrated because you are thirsty

argh, my mouth is so dry, i really need a drink... im starting to get very THIRSTRATED

by empz August 7, 2011

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

Thirtigo

The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.

Me: I feel anxious.
You: About what?
Me: Nothing. Everything.
You How old are you?
Me: 28.
You: Maybe it's Thirtigo.
Me: Maybe you're a jerk.
You: Suit yourself.
Me: Wait, don't leave. I'm too old to make new friends.

by Jon Protas October 10, 2007

Thirty Days Hath September

Of Course you Idiot

Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September

by Wimberley June 24, 2011

Thorstein

A strong and handsome man who like wrestle bears. Someone call him a star but he is actually a big star.

I want be like Thorstein.

by Enor October 9, 2018

Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015