by Mc saltyfish December 16, 2017
Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016
When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021
A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."
"No thank you"
"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"
"Not interested"
"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"
girl checks phone
"Oh, who's that? Your man"
"Quit being a seagull"
"No thank you"
"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"
"Not interested"
"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"
girl checks phone
"Oh, who's that? Your man"
"Quit being a seagull"
by Xelu February 14, 2015
by Tharmekul August 03, 2020
When you indulge in the action of standing in a corner of room wanking a jerk and as your about to rip a fat nut you run up on someone and unload the loc ness monster of a load onto them resulting in the conclusion of the seagull.
Fred im going to rip a seagull tonight in the club I heard they have great corners with a ton of people waiting for get seagulled on.
by Flaw29 March 02, 2024