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sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::
by David Goreman July 11, 2004
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Slick Willy

Slick Willy was able to beat out Bob Dole in the 1996 election.
by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003
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bruce willis

A great actor who is very successful at playing a wide variety of characters. Best known for his roles in Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.
by SAOG January 15, 2005
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free willie

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.
by disneysucks July 29, 2008
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Bruce Willis

Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker
best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis

"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"

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/watch?v=VTRtwCjk1EI
by |Grayfox| November 30, 2009
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filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.
I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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willie wacker

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker
by mike October 16, 2003
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