Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.
After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.
by Ryan J. February 24, 2005
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landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.
I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.
Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.
by kb June 18, 2006
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Bizzarro Land

A place where everything is weird and crazy. Up is down, down is up. Nothing makes sense and everyone actually likes Americans.. Kinda like San Diego (which is French for a whales vagina)
Bendy: "I think the Cowboys will win a game this season.."
Turvs: "Yeh, right, maybe in Bizzarro Land!"
by Turvism January 13, 2008
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Land cruiser

The most mistaken vehicle on Earth. It is not a POS Land Rover. This is the real vehicle that traverses the toughest terrain on Earth. Not the one that traverses the warranty department at its local dealership
Yo, that Land Cruiser is running. Must not be a Land Rover.
by Ramathorn15 May 24, 2019
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Borhani Land

A fantasy reality land (virtual reality land). A reality land that is fabricated by other people. A fantasy land that contains fantasy creatures, fictional land, science fiction places/eras. Such a strong beliefs in virtual reality land that he beliefs that it actually exists and part of his everyday life.
You are always in borhani land. A person in borhani land is a person that indulges in fantasy reality.
Examples:
Games, online games, virtual reality systems, fantasy creatures, fictional movies, fictional novel,etc.
by tom sumart June 03, 2006
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Land Mine

Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.
by ronniejerseyshorewow July 30, 2010
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