Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.

"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"

by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015

venturing into the jungle

when two guys get drunk together, and it's just them alone in the house on a saturday night... things can happen the two (straight) guys would never say occured.

"jeez man... i can't even remember that party last night, but i think i ventured into the jungle..."

"omg... those two guys were totally venturing into the jungle"

by tarzan1234 September 20, 2011

jungle sapling

1.Term for small African American
2.Small African American

I am friends with many jungle saplings.

by Poopy peepee March 7, 2023

Jungle pee

When you pee whenever nature calls.

I got drunk af and how to jungle pee on a rock.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017

Jungle Caterpillar

In this sex act, When you a sinus infection you sneeze into a big hairy pussy like a hankie til' it looks as green as a tropical forest. Then, get another girl to eat her out and suck on and gag release on your cock til' all the snot is on your dick.

Me and my bi gf got her girl to give me a jungle caterpillar.

by EatItAndLikeIt May 3, 2018

jungle sauce

combining every dipping sauce at McDicks

The secret menu holds an all mighty being, a God among mortals; the jungle sauce.

by mcdicksslut February 24, 2020