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A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.
Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005
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One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.
"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"
by Anal Plunderer November 02, 2015
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