bullshit creep

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...

"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

Silent Creep

When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.

Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?

Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep

by Jaspar Goodman January 10, 2008

Street Creep

1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos.

2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.

Did you see the news? Those Street Creeps are taking a private jet to Aruba using our bailout money.

by Peter Kobs February 10, 2009

Creep-dog

Guy that has something "off" about him. He is weird, scary, perverted... just a huge creep.

That 50 year old that just hit on your little sister is a huge creep-dog

by 301 August 2, 2006

Mullet Creep

The result of aging, mullet creep occurs in (mainly Southern, semi-rural) men as their hairline recedes in front, but the mullet continues to grow longer in the back, giving the appearance of the entire mullet creeping backwards on the skull. Often accompanied by graying, and a Trans-Am succumbing to disrepair on the mullett creepee's front lawn.

Jethro's biz-in-front / party-in-back hairdo looked great when he was in his 20's, but now, with the mullet creep, he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror.

by Sidiferu February 19, 2012

Redbox Creeping

When you are trying to use a Redbox and are approached by a creeper or bum.

Be wary of the Redbox on MLK drive, it's got a lot of Redbox creeping.

by itzallgudbra March 17, 2009

creeping tom

The act of rolling up on a girl in your car at less than 4 miles an hour, using the funamentals of creeping and peeping.

creaping toms must utilize creeping and peeping otherwise you're not considered a creeping tom.

Yo, David was an ill creeping tom on Main street, he was creeping and peeping until the garbage truck almost ran over his ride.

by Crack April 1, 2004