Definitions by Crack
Safety Pod
The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.
Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
Safety Pod by crack June 26, 2009
creeping tom
The act of rolling up on a girl in your car at less than 4 miles an hour, using the funamentals of creeping and peeping.
creaping toms must utilize creeping and peeping otherwise you're not considered a creeping tom.
creaping toms must utilize creeping and peeping otherwise you're not considered a creeping tom.
Yo, David was an ill creeping tom on Main street, he was creeping and peeping until the garbage truck almost ran over his ride.
creeping tom by Crack April 1, 2004
Mani
If you are in Central America and little kids get on your bus yelling "Maní", they are trying to sell you peanuts. They do not want your Money..except as payment for peanuts. Actually, they might want your money. But they aren't saying money.
fiesta de chorizo
fiesta de chorizo by crack January 26, 2004
lork on the clorf
In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.
lork on the clorf by crack January 6, 2004