Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.
"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”
When your mate has a shit that just keeps smearing all around his ass crack like vegemite... give him the tin dog creek: you piss down his lower back and into his ass crack, allowing him to use the piss to wash his shit from around his ass crack
Ronny: Oi cuz, I can’t wipe this shit clear of my ass, gimme the tin dog creek aye?!
Cuz: no worries, spread that ol clacker of yours wide
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.