air headed teenage girl

A girl between the ages of 13 and 19 who only likes something because it's cute or 'hawt'. They are usually stupid too, and most likely vain.

Air headed teenage girl - OMG! I totally love this band!
Non air-headed girl - Oh, what do they sing?
Air headed teenage girl - I dunno, but the singer's HAWT!!!!
Non air-headed girl - You're such an air-head...
Air-head - What's an air-head?

by ~HeYa~ September 5, 2010

Teener

Weight in grams, 1/16th of a narcotic (usually methamphetamine)

Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."

by Honor Nees June 11, 2018

Teenage Girl Syndrome

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

teena marie

A white singer with a black voice. Also sometimes known as Tina Marie. She was married to Rick James.

Teena Marie has songs like Eve, Portuguese Love, Still in Love, and Ebony Eyes.

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

teen love

something that happens in summer. feels real, and you know for sure it is. but its not, cos everyone tells you ' oh that wont last a week - you'll get over him/her sooner or later.' except it doesnt last a week. it lasts ages. months. even years. and when you do break up with them, you never do get over them. teen love IS love. shouldnt be called teen love. but it is seeing as adults 'know' (or i should say assume) that it isnt real love and the teenagers dont experience any of the feelings you do when you fall in love.

Her: omg i cant fucking stop thinking about him
Her mom: yeah.
Her: i sit up all night waiting for him 2 call
Her: i just cant describe it.. feels like ive died and gone to heaven
Her mom: teen love, i see. darling you will be on to another boy next week!

by hollyxzz June 11, 2006

Teengirlitis

The plague of the 21st century, affecting 99% of the female population between ages 12-25. This disease is catagorized by the excessive use of the word "like", overreaction to trivial things such as boys, clothes, make up, explicit "love" stories, and terrible bands, artists, or groups in the music industry, such as the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, Lil Wayne and more, and spontaneous meltdowns. There is no treatment for teengirlitis besides a good slap in the face or a kick in the ovaries. With time, the disease eventually devours itself and the sick returns to what is left of her rational mind, but the disease never truly goes away--it simply becomes dormant, waiting to strike at any given moment. Also associated with Fan Girl Syndrome (FGS)

My mom's so obsessed with how she looks, it's like she never recovered from teengirlitis.

by xAdrii June 28, 2010