A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.
Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.
by No Side Effects July 28, 2008
by Ethan wilson February 09, 2018
by winetime1969 August 13, 2019
Opium. Called "poppy tears" because the opium is harvested out of a plant by making an incision on the immature poppy fruit. The latex liquid runs down the plant, similar to tears.
by FAGGET1541254125125512515 February 25, 2011
Something said to too people who are deeply inlove and need to be reminded that that shit is going to end soon (no hate intended)
by DaniSouthAfrica September 28, 2020
Their relationship won't last,it will end in tears
by @ReeGodsSoldier October 21, 2020
When a friend of yours is killed, you would get a tattoo tear instead of shedding tears in the physical.
by BiG PoPpA O7 July 11, 2005